cross-posting because fuck my rage must be shared

"Man, I really want to watch Star Trek... but I haven't seen Wolverine yet. Maybe I'll watch Star Trek first."

"ARE YOU KIDDING WOLVERINE IS SO MUCH BETTER OMG!!"

"... Uh...huh"

"Star Trek looks like it was made by a bunch of gays and a gay parade."

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

THE FUTURE TEACHERS OF THE WORLD.

I.  I'm not a big Trekkie but fucking hell. I gave a nice brittle verbal retort to that statement but nnngh.

Also, I am undecided. Should I go see Star Trek or Wolverine first? THOUGHTS?