[LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU :( sob I will keyword mine someday]
...okay these get really horrible out of context but. You know. I can clarify if we really need it. XD
"This is our first lesson, so I'm going to make it all romantic and begin... [turns the lights off so that we can see the powerpoint better]"
"And the data here looks gorgeous! Because I made it all up. Don't write down these figures."
"You guys were all fidgeting towards the last ten minutes of class... So I'm going to sex it up as much as possible today! [looking at the image on the powerpoint].... .... Starting with Bin Laden."
"[about the fact that 10 out of 500 students showed up for the optional survey that the administration told my professor to make mandatory] I don't know if you know about tenure, but I've had it for a long time, so they can suck me."
"What this proves... is that I am very good with Powerpoint."
"The reason I put five or six options on multiple choice is because one or two of them will always be joke answers. And when people choose them, it makes me really happy inside. Though it won't make you happy because they're still wrong. I once had on the test that social loafing was... 'taking a dump in public'. .........and so many people chose it that I had to take it off the test."
....Okay stopping now this is getting too long but dear god that is not even a fraction of the stuff I've written down :|
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...okay these get really horrible out of context but. You know. I can clarify if we really need it. XD
"This is our first lesson, so I'm going to make it all romantic and begin... [turns the lights off so that we can see the powerpoint better]"
"And the data here looks gorgeous! Because I made it all up. Don't write down these figures."
"You guys were all fidgeting towards the last ten minutes of class... So I'm going to sex it up as much as possible today! [looking at the image on the powerpoint].... .... Starting with Bin Laden."
"[about the fact that 10 out of 500 students showed up for the optional survey that the administration told my professor to make mandatory] I don't know if you know about tenure, but I've had it for a long time, so they can suck me."
"What this proves... is that I am very good with Powerpoint."
"The reason I put five or six options on multiple choice is because one or two of them will always be joke answers. And when people choose them, it makes me really happy inside. Though it won't make you happy because they're still wrong. I once had on the test that social loafing was... 'taking a dump in public'. .........and so many people chose it that I had to take it off the test."
....Okay stopping now this is getting too long but dear god that is not even a fraction of the stuff I've written down :|